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Ahh, the Great Plandemic of 2020. A time that hindsight will always remember as a media-run psychological warfare operation, made possible by Democratic pResident Barack Hussein Obama, a.k.a Barry Soetoro.

It was a time when we watched with abject horror as an uncontrollable illness swept the globe, and it played out live on every media platform. A time of oddly empty hospitals staffed with dancing nurses and doctors. A time when everybody played make-believe and pretended it was not life as usual when our eyes told us otherwise. There was no deadly illness spreading like wildfire across the globe, and we all know it.

CNN and others of course, would have you believe a different story. One where the bodies were piled so high that coroners didn’t know what to do. One where we were running out of places to bury the dead. A story where people were dropping like flies across the globe, and we had to act quickly in a tyrannical manner to trample human liberty in the name of defeating this invisible foe.

Well if that’s the case, you’ve made it through the worst of the storm you dirty, evil super spreader. Congratulations, survivor! Here’s your participation award. You may uh, want to wash that before you put it on.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Born of American Ingenuity

Our Stoves Are Proudly Made in The U.S.A.